It's good to have your opinion on it - though I should have expected as much, from the esteemed leader of the Tanaka Empire!

[...And as much as that might have been sarcasm from some people, he actually is not fucking with you, from the sound of it. Hello, you; A+ match, would break Project L.U.C.Y. with again.]

In the world I was in last, there are items that can ensure absolute obedience to the wielder - but those are unique for understandable reasons. I've never dealt with anything this widespread.