Under normal circumstances, I would suggest you consult both of my blogs, I think someone like you would be able to access the one behind the mystic seal, but unfortunately it is nonexistent in this realm.

[...which means...]

Therefore, I will have to make an effort to keep you informed of my accomplishments. Most recently, before our first meeting, I obtained a decisive victory against the torrential downpour of one of the region's Gym Leaders and plan to challenge the next one soon in a showdown that will surely shake the very foundation of the world itself.